So, I was up pretty late last night studying for a test today and in my delirium I came up with a trade idea. Hence the "goofy, crazy, goofy".
Send Abreu, Stults, Meloan, and Miller over to the Orioles for Brian Roberts. I wouldn't make this trade if we couldn't get rid of Slappy first.
So... send Slappy, Laroche, Elbert, Young, Kuo, Brazoban, and Orenduff over to the A's for Blanton and Chavez. We would totally empty our farm system, but whats the use in having it if you don't use it. These guy are never going to get to play because Ned is just going to keep on signing crappy vets.
Anyway, the lineup looks nice.
Next year Roberts moves over back to second and maybe Chavez is healthy again at 3rd.
The bench has
ROTO looks nice too
and in the penn
Who knows?... I don't. I'm just fishing for a way to get rid of Pierre.