So much for sanity.

It's official.

Andruw Jones is the worst player in baseball.

Who would have thought that 18 million a year would have bitten back so badly? Ned Colletti must be turning in his grave.

It's time that he have the "arthroscopic surgery" and get put on the 60 day DL. I say "arthroscopic surgery" because I don't think he is actually injured. He is just trying to blame something other than his obesity for his MLB worst performance.

Even if he is somewhat injured, the cause would be his obesity. The tatoo on his back, which is the Japanese symbol for a Bull, has now stretched into a cow.

He has taken the crown from Juan Pierre as the most worthless player in baseball. It's too bad that the Dodgers are paying 27 million dollars for the two worst outfielders in all of baseball. The only way the saeson can be salvaged is if both of them left.

That might be the only way that Ned Colletti can save his job. Not only is he going to have to cut costs, but he is going to have to trim this dead weight. 350 pounds of useless Juan Pierre and Andruw Jones is a lot to ask, but he has to do it.

If he can find a good second baseman (Brian Roberts) and decent right fielder (Bobby Abreu or Brian Giles) he would definitely set us up to win. In the process, cut Kent, trade Lowe, call up Kershaw, and leave Nomar on the bench then we might actually have a blind shot at the WS. I wouldn't mind dropping a few prospects in the process to make it happen.

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Roberts
Abreu
Kemp
Loney
Martin
Ethier
Dewitt
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Penny
Kershaw
Bills
Kuroda
Maddux

Saito
BrOXton
Beimel
Progdor
Wade
Kuo
Park

Nomar
Repko
Young
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